It has suddenly dawned on me that I am about to graduate from uni and have no idea what I am going to do next. I will be graduating with a degree in english lit, which incidentally happens to be the most useless degree a uni grad can hold. Why did I major in eng lit do you ask? Well, dear reader, the answer is because I was not thinking about the future at the time that I started my undergrad and I now must suffer the consequences of such a stupid decision. No offense to all my fellow english lit grads out there, but I personally feel it was a waste. Keats, Joyce and Hemingway will not pay my bills.

P.S. The next person I hear say "wawaweewa" is going to get the worst beating the world has ever witnessed....and on that positive and loving note, until next time people!